Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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