It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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