I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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