Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
