sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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