going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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