dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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