idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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