her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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