I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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