omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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