omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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