Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I cockslap morals
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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