i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
areolas are like halos for boobs.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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