I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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