Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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