Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
BRING THE BAGELS
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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