You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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