It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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