dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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