so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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