do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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