Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
