stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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