What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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