i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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