Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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