If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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