Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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