yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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