Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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