The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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