i think my mom watched the whole time
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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