dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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