How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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