What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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