Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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