Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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