Porn is love you can see.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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