I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If I die, sorry about rent.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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