I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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