You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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