420 ftw
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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