I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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