You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
soo... how was my night?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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