Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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