he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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