Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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