i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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