Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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