Cold hands, warm shart.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i now understand why vodka
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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