I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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