It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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