Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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